Life is backwards!
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A bonus? I
think the life-cycle is all backwards.

*You should die first and get it all over with.

*Then you live in an old age home.

*You get kicked out when you're too young.

*You get a gold watch.

*You go to work.

*You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

*You do drugs, alcohol and party.

*You get ready for high school.

*You go to grade school and become a kid.

*You play. You have no responsibilities.

*You become a little baby & go back into the womb.

*You spend your last nine months floating...

*Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it.

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