Life is backwards!
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A bonus? I
think the life-cycle is all backwards.
*You should die first and get it all over with.
*Then you live in an old age home.
*You get kicked out when you're too young.
*You get a gold watch.
*You go to work.
*You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
*You do drugs, alcohol and party.
*You get ready for high school.
*You go to grade school and become a kid.
*You play. You have no responsibilities.
*You become a little baby & go back into the womb.
*You spend your last nine months floating...
*Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it.