Blonde Revenge
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Well, the brilliant blondes finally got together andgot back at the brunettes for all those blonde jokes. Here's their revenge:

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation

Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage

Q: Who makes bras for brunettes?
A: Fisher-Price

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache

Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes

Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A: Brown-Bagging it

Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A: No one else wants it

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them

Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A: Invisible

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has the blonde left yet?

Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable

Q: Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

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