Austin Power Pick-up Lines!!
* I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
* --(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
* Nice legs...what time do they open?
* Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
* You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
* Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
* I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
* I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
* I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
* Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
* I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
* Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
* You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
* Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
* My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
* Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
* Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
* Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
* I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.